Roast Night for Your LinkedIn: 5 Claudes Tear It Apart and Rebuild It (Free /linkedin-roast Skill)
Nobody tells you why a recruiter scrolled past your LinkedIn profile, and a paid review on Fiverr costs money. This free Claude Code skill puts your profile in front of five Claudes that roast it alone, each as someone different: a recruiter, a hiring manager, a founder, an expert in your field and a peer. Then it rewrites your headline, your About section and every job, and makes a banner file and a headshot prompt. How to install it by pasting one link into Claude, how to save your profile as a PDF, and what an answer looks like
Nobody tells you why a recruiter scrolled past your LinkedIn profile. A paid review costs money: on Fiverr, basic LinkedIn audits were listed at $5 to $50 and full rewrites at $300 or more (listings seen on October 10, 2026).
This skill gives you five reviews for free, then fixes the profile.
How it works
- You save your LinkedIn profile as a PDF, then type /linkedin-roast and the file name.
- Five Claudes start at the same time and each reads your profile alone, as someone different: a recruiter, a hiring manager, a founder, an expert in your field and a peer at your level. None of them sees the others' answers, so nobody goes easy on you.
- Each one roasts your headline and your About section, picks your three weakest bullets, says what it would do in the first six seconds, gives a score out of 10 and names the one fix it would make first. Every roast quotes the exact line it is about.
- You see the five roasts and a short list of what all five agree on.
- Then it fixes the profile: a new headline, an About section that uses the words people search for, and every experience entry rewritten in the style Harvard's career center teaches for resumes. It never invents anything. Where a line needs a number only you know, it leaves a gap marked [ADD YOUR NUMBER] and asks you.
- It makes a banner file at LinkedIn's size and writes a prompt for your headshot to paste into your own image tool.
Everything is written to a linkedin-roast-output folder where you run it. It never logs in to LinkedIn and never touches your other files.
Free, for your email
Get the full setup steps + the copy-paste setup prompt
The rest of this guide (8 more sections, 8 copy-paste prompts) opens right here. The setup prompt, one paste into Claude that sets it all up, comes by email only. Use your real address.
Unlocks: Save your profile as a PDF · Get the skill · Run it on your profile · What you get · Ready-made ones to paste · +3 more
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